Dueling Dildos

Thanks to an Internet contest soliciting stories about bizzare firings, we have become privy to the details of a story of furniture movers who were fired for dueling with a customer's sex toys.

It seems that while moving a customer's bedroom items, several drawers slid open to reveal an extensive collection of vibrators, dildos, anal beads, probes and massagers. Carefully selecting two of the larger items, the movers began vociferously dueling to the grave embarassment of the customer's wife.

She had just walked up the steps to retrieve some additional items and stood horrified at the top of the steps. Despite numerous apologies on the part of the movers, the entire group were sacked on the spot, giving way to a more docile group of movers.